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Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Fri May 9, 2008, 10:43 AM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: Apres-ski Music
  • Eating: Beer
Ok, so last year I found out I was accepted at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Now I've been accepted at the Rhode Island School of Design, and will most likely go there instead.

Here's the run down on how things have been:

-Furries are pathetic examples weak people with identity crises. Almost always inexcusable, except for in anthropological/mythological contexts. Plus they do grave injustice to non-human animals, which are actually quite cool.

-Anime is a phase of cartoon art that will be mocked for being kitsch and tasteless. It's excusable if the story or concept design is exceptional; otherwise it's generally unnecessary and kind of concerning, given that anime characters look nothing like the Japanese. Tragic.

-Emos are the scum of humanity. They are self-prescribed sacrificial animals, and they intend on inspiring guilt and shame on others for 'not letting them just be who they are.' You know what? You don't want to be judged, then don't spend an hour applying nail polish and makeup every day. Emos are sub-human.

-Fat people art is revolting. Idealizing porn stars is bad enough, but glorifying the morbidly obese is ten times worse. The only worse than fat people art is furry sex.

-Modern art is pretentious, bourgeois and disingenuous. Al Capp sums it up with this quote:"A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." Amen.


Art is such a joke these days that I'm tempted to suggest that the government should regulate it. Every building should be aesthetically pleasing, every commercial and every gallery scrutinized for artistic merit, every artist given a rigorous, traditional education. Art should be taught as a serious subject in schools. You leave something as important as art to the masses of yuppies, starving artists and shock monkeys and the result is the likes of Vanilla Ice, Roy Lichtenstein and all other imaginable kitsch. Why has kitsch been the dominant force of art in the last 50 years?! How can the middle class and educated members of society shun ideals and aesthetics?! Art has turned into a sad joke, reduced by commercialism to a Hallmark card and demoted to pseudo-clever modern art by the 'non-conformists.' Which reminds me of a quote by Ayn Rand:

“There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable
non-conformist.”


And that just about sums up everything on my mind.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Monteverde, Costa Rica
  • Interests: Art, music, anthropology, biology, Catholicism, anything German
  • Favourite band or musician: The Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, NIN, Einstürzende Neubauten
  • Favourite artist: da Vinci, Mucha, Bosch, Bilibin,
  • Favourite style of art: Traditional art
  • Operating System: OSX
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cartman, *Pooch Pants*
  • Personal Quote: Winning is half the battle.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, ink, paper, markers, goache, brushes, charcoal

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~hopeisadelusion:iconhopeisadelusion: 5 days 23 hours ago
P.S. I'll pay you if you're into it :)

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Hope is the quintessential human delusion; at once the source of our greatest strength and weakness.
~hopeisadelusion:iconhopeisadelusion: 5 days 23 hours ago
I want to get a tattoo of something that you've drawn-I miss digging through your notebooks.

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Hope is the quintessential human delusion; at once the source of our greatest strength and weakness.
~emofaun:iconemofaun: Mar 3, 2008, 3:58:20 PM
You have an awesome gallery. :clap:

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"This drawing is boring.....needs more blood."
~tealduck:icontealduck: Oct 4, 2007, 7:59:44 PM
hey!!!!
i'm trying to get ahold of you. i moved back to seattle... are you coming back at any time? miss you to death. do you have a phone number or email?
please email me at alisonrt@hotmail.com

xoxo
~DerKlox:iconDerKlox: Aug 20, 2007, 9:09:58 PM
Thanks for the fav. :)

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Art is the only mistress I can really trust.
~catwoman-revenge:iconcatwoman-revenge: Jul 1, 2007, 6:29:13 AM
i saw your gallery, i like it.
also i saw your Devious Comments, you are very friendly dont you? :)

cheers
~Klumptonous:iconKlumptonous: May 29, 2007, 7:07:05 PM
Hey, hey... uhhh... I'm back now. uhhh... Look at me. Attention give! Attention get!

Pardon that.

I assume that I have disappointed you with my severe lack of activity. About two years worth to be specific. At any rate, if you remotely care or by a slim chance remember, I'm risking my ideas once again to be stolen. In other words, I'm posting art. As for you, you are still offbeat as ever, and I severely envy your writing ability. I misspelled writing a few key strokes ago and I suck at punctuation.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 22, 2007, 8:49:45 PM
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Teh omg lolzzzzzzz

liek wowzzzorxxxx ^^'''''''''''123

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I think, therefore, I drink.
!scientology:iconscientology: Apr 12, 2007, 7:46:33 AM
Thanks for the friend. May your placenta be tasty.

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You are the demons.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 6, 2007, 11:20:22 PM
Come to think of it, neither do I...


...but thanks for stopping by anyways! I'm glad my gallery left some kind of an impact.

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I think, therefore, I drink.
~cyclocircadia:iconcyclocircadia: Apr 6, 2007, 7:48:36 PM
I have no idea how you ended up looking at my page, but thank you for visiting...

Wonderful gallery you have here.
~taryncore:icontaryncore: Apr 5, 2007, 4:08:34 AM
Thankyou for your blog comment.
I am going to make am attempt to talk to him today
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 4, 2007, 8:11:13 PM
Aaaaaand they're back.

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I think, therefore, I drink.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 4, 2007, 8:10:58 PM
Hmm, I just lost all my messages, and all the people I watch. That kind of sucks.

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I think, therefore, I drink.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 4, 2007, 2:36:09 PM
You're being too positive. BE APATHETIC!

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I think, therefore, I drink.
*Yomandas:iconYomandas: Apr 3, 2007, 6:05:59 AM
your welcome yes i shall stay neutral lol

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"Darkness is an absances of something, and nothing more"
~mladen:iconmladen: Apr 3, 2007, 3:00:07 AM
thanks

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kekeke?
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 2, 2007, 7:04:22 PM
Wow.

Why do I even bother satirizing you when you're so good at it yourself?

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I think, therefore, I drink.
!Careet:iconCareet: Apr 2, 2007, 6:17:25 PM
You spelled it wrong. Do you even speak Polish?

By the way, Polish is not spoken very much in Slovenia. Stupid American hahahahaha.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Apr 2, 2007, 12:16:06 PM
Jagshamesh, Careet! I have a song about your country. Here is!

Slovakia, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It’s length thirty meter width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste!

Another song! I like!

In my country there is problem
And that problem is the gays
you must grab him by the horns
Then we have a big party!

WAWAWEEWA!

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I think, therefore, I drink.
!Careet:iconCareet: Apr 1, 2007, 10:32:47 PM
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~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Mar 31, 2007, 8:30:20 PM
Ferris Bueler you're my hero

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I think, therefore, I drink.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Mar 31, 2007, 8:29:39 PM
BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M FULL OF BEER AND IT'S SO WONDERFUL! I AM THE END-ALL BE-ALL OF HUMAN EXISTENCE! I AM A MERE MORTAL COMPARED TO MYSELF!

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I think, therefore, I drink.
~thirdwaltz:iconthirdwaltz: Mar 31, 2007, 8:28:34 PM
OH SHIT I STOLE MY ACCOUNT AND I'M CHOCK FULL OF BEER!

Ahem.

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I think, therefore, I drink.